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Two men were on a building site
Both after a Job
One was dressed in shirt and tie
the other was a slob
The smart dressed man was summoned
He sat down on his chair
The man there asked some questions
And he answered without care.
The first question was easiest.
'What is ten add ten'
He said 'The answers twenty'
and he questioned him again.
'I need to test your English skills,
so please don't get irate.
Please can you give a sentence using
the word Fascinate'
'Why yes' the man did answer,
And responded to the test.
'It really fascinates me
how my wife always knows best'
The man behind the desk stood up
leant over without warning
He shook his hand and said 'well done,
We'll see you Monday morning'
The next man came into the room
All scruffy, rough and smelly
He looked a lot like Johnny Vegas,
that bloke off the telly.
The man asked him his question:
'What is ten and ten'
The fat bloke said its twenty
they both agreed and then
When asked to give a sentence
using fascinate as the word
he paused and scratched his head a lot
and then came the absurd.
'I've got a Donkey Jacket
I think it's great
Its got nine buttons
but I can only fasten eight'