PENSIONER

 

One day when I was off to town

A pensioner caught my eye

She could not cross the road

because of traffic speeding by.

Obligingly I helped her cross

And she gave me a bag

Inside it was some peaunuts

Wrapped up in a cotton rag.

She said that I should try one

So I did, they tasted sweet

She said cause I helped her

I deserved a special treat.

I ate a couple more of them

Then gave a mighty cough.

She said 'They're no good to me now

I've sucked the chocolate off'

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