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THERE'S A HOLE IN YOUR BUDGET

 

There's a hole in your Budget

dear Gordon, dear Gordon

There's a hole in your Budget

dear Gordon a Hole.

With what can we fill it

dear Gordon dear Gordon

With what can we fill it

dear Gordon with what.

With a tax rise of course

you peasant, you peasant

and a few sneaky stealth taxes

so shut up, go away

But you promised no black holes

dear Gordon dear Gordon

and a 3.5% growth rate

dear Gordon what now.

Don't worry, it'll be fine

you peasant, you peasant

and if it's not I'll resign

and blame it all on Iraq.

But what shall we do now

dear Gordon, dear Gordon

with our Mortgages and Bank Loans

now the Interest is high

Don't worry dear peasant

I'll do after Dinner speaches

and advise massive Companies

for cash I'll be fine.

 

 

 

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