By the Code
I'm always trying to think up schemes
Some ways to make big money.
I've found one that fulfil's my dreams
and makes my future sunny.
It's really quite a simple one
I'll pick an Industry
And pass a law that says
they have to register with me.
Then I can charge a couple of grand
and someone goes along
And tells them that they make too much
and must be doing it wrong.
I'll threaten that I'll close them down
on that very same day
If they don't change the way they work
and do the things I say.
And then I'll put a time limit
that says it must be done
and hope that they all stick to it,
can't wait. It will be fun.
And I'll make it impossible
for them to make it rich
Pay rates that are unbearable
I'll make them cringe and twitch.
Then finally I'll pull the plug
Go back to ways of old
When people made a tidy living
and paved their streets with gold.
Until that day, I'll bleed them dry
watch Industry erode.
Now you know, this is why
I love the LP Code.
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