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If poverty was a currency, I would be a wealthy man."

Jim Desmond
 

 


SPAM AT ITS BEST

I'M NOT A PRINCE FROM AFRICA
WHOSE FUTURE ISN'T BRIGHT
I'M NOT SELLING VIAGRA
TO KEEP IT HARD ALL NIGHT
I HAVEN'T ANY SOFTWARE
FOR YOU TO BUY REAL CHEAP
I HAVEN'T GOT NO FILTH
THAT YOU CAN DOWNLOAD WATCH AND KEEP
I DON'T HAVE ANY WEB TIPS
THAT WILL BRING A MILLION HITS
I CAN'T SUPPLY A MOVIE
SHOWING PARIS HILTON'S BITS
I HAVEN'T GOT A TRILLION QUID
TO PAY INTO YOUR BANK
I AM NOT SELLING GOLF BOOKS
THAT WILL HELP YOU CURE YOUR SHANK
I AM NOT SENDING PROGRAMMES
THAT WILL SPY ON YOUR MACHINE
OR NASTY LITTLE VIRUSES
THAT WIPE YOUR HARD DRIVE CLEAN
I'M SIMPLY SAT HERE THINKING
WOULDN'T IT BE FUNNY
IF THERE REALLY WAS A WAY
TO USE THE NET TO GET SOME MONEY
SO ALL I ASK OF YOU FOLKS
IS CLICK THE LINKS BELOW
IT TAKES YOU TO MY SPONSORS
CHECK THEM OUT BEFORE YOU GO
AND IF MY LITTLE POEM
HAS RAISED A LITTLE SMILE
THEN SEND IT TO YOUR FRIENDs
AND IT WILL MAKE IT ALL WORTHWHILE