Bad News

 

A man was in the hospital

He'd had a nasty smash

The Doctor told him sadly

his family died in the crash

'Oh no, what have I done' he cried

'I've killed the ones I love'

'Is there no justice in this life'

'Is there no God above'.

'Your Son, the gifted Pianist'

The Doctor quietly said

'He lost his arms before he died'

'your wife she lost her head'

'And as for little Jessica'

'The gifted ballerina'

'She was completely cut in half'

'You really should have seen her'

'Oh Jesus Christ' the man screamed out

'Why couldn't I have died'

'Only kidding' said the Doctor

'April Fool, they're all outside.'

 

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